Thursday, June 15, 2017

The Drums - Abysmal Thoughts (2017 Full Album Leak HQ MP3 Download)

Man, I am so worn out. It’s not even 3pm and I’m ready for bed. That’s my intro to the new The Drums album live review. It has a truly terrible cover. The album, not the review.



Mirror
OK, sure. Sounds like The Drums. Reverb on the guitar, “ooooh” in the background, softy soft voice, some drums. Because The Drums. “I’m not the human that I could have been” – I like this line and all the “breathing machine” business that follows. It’s no “St. Joseph’s Baby Aspirin”, but I’m good with any song spent staring at yourself in the mirror wondering what good you are. This is pleasantly existential for such a happy sounding song. I’m turning up the volume.

I’ll Fight For Your Life
Nice song name, nice intro. I feel like I’ve been stuck with a bunch of albums in a row that don’t understand the value of sonically distinguishing one song from another so it’s nice to have it happen on something that sounds really poppy and simple. The driving bass is really carrying the song. I’m still tired but it’s not the album’s fault one bit. There are all kinds of bleep bloop noises happening and it’s really to their credit that I’m enjoying them instead of being annoyed.

Blood Under My Belt
This song is a little muddier. Not grabbing me right away. This may be past the point of pouty that I’m willing to tolerate and this is a pretty pouty band to begin with. I guess it’s fine. Not that good though. Did he say he’s scared of the child that lives in him? Outside of that line I think a breakup/love song robot could have written this by calculating the average occurrence of certain words in this kind of song. I guess it’s fine. Everything is fine.

Heart Basel
Those synthesizer sounds make me smile. Plus he just talked about the ocean and that’s how The Drums won me over to begin with. Back to the “oohs” I love so much. Every live review I write can be boiled down to “that annoying sound is annoying, that annoying sound is enjoyable, obscure musical reference, I like when they say “ooh”. Review over.

“I question your love for me, ‘cause baby – you don’t make sense”

Song is fun. Everything is fun.

Shoot The Sun Down
Too noisy

Head Of The Horse
NO! NO FUZZY PHONE CONVERSATION EXCERPTS OR ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGES! BAD THE DRUMS! BAD! Otherwise the vocal/guitar intro is nice and this has a different drum beat and talks about hugs a lot. I’ll excuse the phone recording transgression for the sake of variety.

Under The Ice
I’m finding that I like the songs that don’t follow the strict The Drums formula better than those that do on this album. This one follows the formula. It’s not a bad formula, but I’m ready to move from formula to whole milk or at least a mix of the two. So far this album has done a pretty good job of helping my musical toddler ears grow at an acceptable rate. They’re in the 65% percentile.

Are U Fucked
WHOA, THE DRUMS! LANGUAGE! Breathy intro with tapping…this is another anti-The Drums song by The Drums. I was really digging it but the chorus is…needlessly crass? I’m really not a prude but the profanity just doesn’t fit here at all. I think I see what they’re trying to do but it comes off as immature.

Your Tenderness
This is a pretty good mix of sounds from both ends of the spectrum from the album so far. I don’t love the slightly-flat watery sound though. I was perking up but I’m tired again so I’m blaming the farting frog. Talk about immature.

Song is farting. Everything is farting.

I hate that sax outro so much.

Rich Kids
The song sounded fine but this is another trite and intellectually immature song lyrically. Didn’t the “let me complain about rich kids explicitly” thing die with all the 80s hardcore bands? Too bad it annoys me so much because I like the strange windy bouncing synthesizer that kicks in halfway through.

If All We Share (Means Nothing)
Ah, the sounds of playing children. He climbed a mountain. So he could see you coming. He also dug a river. So you could sink in it? The best way to make someone fall in love with you is to trap and then murder them. I actually like this song a lot, even the farting duck. So many gassy animals on this album.

Abysmal Thoughts
That’s an Old The Drums intro with the crunchy reverb guitar AND I LOVE IT. What a great way to start the final song. Some almost-acapella stuff, interplay between the synthesizer, guitar, and voices…This song really has it all. Nice job, The Drums.

Final score: Four enthusiastic but not overly-smelly animal farts out of five. One point off for needing to GROW UP, THE DRUMS.

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