Welcome to a very special holiday edition of a Paper St.
Leak Co. live review. It’s very special, and for a holiday. The holiday is
Trumpmas. You can tell because of the Trump.
https://analtrump.bandcamp.com/album/make-america-say-merry-christmas-again-2
1. Make America Say
Merry Christmas Again
Wowthatwasfast. Did he say “cursed”? Cursed by poor editing
and a short song, amIright?
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I have to pause just to have enough time to type eight
words. And remember that we’re going to watch Elf on Tuesday.
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2. Baby, It’s Cold
Outside
This song should be longer. I want to know if that’s a burp
or a guttural METAL GROWL
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3. Jingle Pence
I think this was the same as the last song. I can’t tell and
now it won’t let me go back.
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4. It’s Always A
White Christmas For Jeff Sessions
Hey! It’s like a real son- nope. It’s over. This is going
too fast.
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5. The Bible Is My
Favorite Book
AT LEAST PLAY THE WHOLE QUOTE ABOUT MERRY CHRISTMAS This album’s
gimmick may not be the gimmick for me.
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6. Santa Is Real But
Climate Change Is A Hoax
OK, come on now. They must be actually playing more of a
song and then poorly editing it down to two seconds. BUT WHY?
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7. Is Alex Jones
Doing Sandy Hook Clause Again This Year
This one is practically a ballad at all of three seconds and
five bars. It’s so weird to be saying “it’s not long enough”. I have no idea
what’s happening and not even in the entertaining Brontosaurus Rex kind of way.
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8. Where’s My Parade?
I cheated and listened to this twice by mistake because
pausing a four-second song is pretty hard. I still didn’t hear enough to
comment.
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9. Tic Tacks And
Mistletoe
At least they played the whole quote! I’ve almost heard
enough vocals across the album to equate to like one line of music in a
non-Trumpcore song. I’m not sure yet, but I think it’s actually a Muppets
album. And not Animal either – this is what Rolf sounds like when he’s not
shackled by that stupid piano.
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10. Carol Of The
Pence
THIRTEEN SECONDS OH MY GOD This song is a masterpiece, but
only by comparison to the others. Was this album an artistic statement? Political
commentary? An accident in poor editing and uploading? I’m sad that I can’t
really say anything beyond “I can’t wait for the extended edition remaster”.
Final Rating: .6 incomplete songs out of 10. Well this was a terrible disappointment. It took more time for me to type this live review than it
did to actually listen to the album, which must be some kind of terrible
record. I’m not saying I wouldn’t ever listen to Trumpcore again, but if it’s
all like this I could listen to everything in the microgenre in less than half
an hour and still be hungry for more. That’s all I feel right now. Trumpcore
hunger.
